|Gordon "Gordy" Davenport|
|Family & Friends|
|Significant other||Dr. Xavier (possibly)|
|Friends||Ned, Moze, Cookie|
|First appearance||Guide to: The First Day and Lockers|
|Portrayed by||Daran Norris|
Gordy is extremely lazy and rarely does his job, but the students love him because he's goofy and looks after them. He hates the Weasel and is on a mission to capture him and send him to a weasel preserve. It also shows that Vice Principal Crubbs has an urge to bust Gordy for not doing his job. It also appears that Gordy loves fires/explosions. He spends Sunday afternoon recovering from "Gordy's weekend antics".In Guide to: Reading and Principals, he reveals he once published a book about a man who was a janitor by day and a spy by night.
- He doesn't like chocolate.
- Whenever there is a large mess to clean up, Gordy always "lets the night guy get it". In Guide to: Halloween and Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves & Zombies, he flipped around saying: "I'll let the day guy get it".