Guide to: Money and Parties
Seasons 3
Director Marcus Wagner
Previous Episode Guide to: Making New Friends and Positives & Negatives
Next Episode Guide to: Spring Fever and School Newspaper

"Guide to: Money and Parties" is a season 3 episode of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide.


Part 1: Money

Ned, Moze, and Cookie want to go the Fig Valley Music Festival, but tickets cost $50 each. They don't have a lot of cash on them (Ned actually has nothing), so Moze suggests that they make the money.

Ned asks Missy for a $50 loan for the tickets. She kisses him extremely violently as a bonus also. Ned owes her $72 in the end. Ned and Cookie end up doing chores for her, like pulling her in a cart class to class. Moze gets her ticket and can go to the concert. In the end, they all go to the concert, and Ned does pay Missy the $72.


  • Tip#737.CAPD - Need cash fast? Try babysitting, pet care and cleaning services.
  • Tip#737.DMM - Money Tip #2 - Know what and when you're being paid.
  • Tip#737.HWPO - Money Tip #3 - Hard work always pays off.

Part 2: Parties

The gang is invited to Seth Power's party, only to have Cookie not being let in (he almost burned the house down last year). Ned and Moze enter, and Missy sees Ned. She goes to get drinks, when Ned spots Suzie Crabgrass. Seth said he invited her "and she came." Missy said she would go and tell Suzie that Ned was at the party with her, but Ned does. Ned eventually accidentaly squirts lemon juice in her eye. Meanwhile, Cookie appears at the door as Simone, and is let in. Moze confronts Cookie, and Cookie explained he was denied access. Meanwhile, Missy grabs Ned and brings him to a closet, intending to make out with him intensely but Ned declines as his feelings towards Missy arent strong. Ned locks himself in the closet, saying it's locked. Missy goes to get an axe, Ned exits and escapes to talk to Suzie. Missy breaks the door and is thrown out. Cookie dances to the song that almost burned the house down, and Lisa sees him, and his wig is burned, almost burning the house down AGAIN. Meanwhile, Ned and Moze play "Spin the Bottle" and they end up kissing, concluding the episode.


  • Tip#737.NEM - Dress nicely, but be yourself.
  • Tip#305.ASF - Keep your breath fresh, avoid stinky foods.
  • Tip#305.GHTO - Get Missy thrown out.


Guest starring


Season 3 Episodes
Guide to: A New Grade and DodgeballGuide to: Reading and PrincipalsGuide to: Popularity and Stressin' OutGuide to: Dismissal and The School PlayGuide to: Halloween and Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves & ZombiesGuide to: Art Class and Lost & FoundGuide to: Social Studies and EmbarrassmentGuide to: The Bus and Bad Hair DaysGuide to: Revenge and School RecordsGuide to: The Library and VolunteeringGuide to: Hallways and Friends MovingGuide to: Boys and GirlsGuide to: Cell Phones and WoodshopGuide to: Getting Organized and Extra CreditGuide to: Fundraising and CompetitionGuide to: Making New Friends and Positives & NegativesGuide to: Money and PartiesGuide to: Spring Fever and School NewspaperGuide to: Health and JealousyGuide to: Tests and When You Like Someone Who Is Going Out With Someone ElseGuide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs, and Weasels
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