|“||In a middle school full of bullies, insane teachers, and gross school lunches, Ned Bigby—that's me, and my two best friends try to do the impossible: create a guide that will help you survive school.||”|
~ Ned's opening monologue.
Ned in Season 2
|Age|| 12-13 (season 1 and season 2)|
13-14 (season 3)
|Profession|| Middle School Student-(Formally)|
High School Student-(Formally)
|Family & Friends|
|Significant other|| Suzie Crabgrass (ex) |
|Friends|| Cookie (best friend)|
|First appearance||Guide to: The First Day and Lockers|
|Last appearance||Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs, and Weasels|
|Portrayed by||Devon Werkheiser|
Ned Bigby is the main protagonist of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide.
Ned has brown hair, pale skin and blue eyes. He is said to be cute, but very short in the first season. According to Vice Principal Crubbs in Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels, he has a "mop-top" haircut (similar to Coconut Head's haircut, which led a security guard to mistake him for Ned). Most notably, he is short throughout the series and everyone makes sure he knows it. He's a few inches shorter than his best best friends, Cookie and Moze, but he's roughly the same height, if not taller, than them in the series finale.
Ned is known to try to get nicknames a lot. In the episode Nicknames, he does ridiculous things to get one. In the episode Tests, Ned's alias is Den Ybgib, which is Ned Bigby spelled backwards. His nicknames include Crouching Weasel, Chicken Boy, Wedgepicker, and Wheels. On two different occasions he had been given the nickname Fart Boy by Billy Loomer and Missy Meany.
List of nicknames
- Big Man
- The Revenger
- Fart Boy
- Crouching Weasel
- Chicken Boy
Very outgoing and funny along with his two best friends. Anxious to make it through middle school and somewhat lazy in classes, but gives the best advice.
Peers & Others
- He has been into the girl's room on many occasions (3 times).
- In seasons 1 and 2, Ned was shown to be weak and talks like a little boy, however in season 3, he seems to have gotten stronger, unconsciously being able to beat people up.
- Many teachers describe him as smart but lazy.